Just in case you didn’t know, today is D-Day in the Hamptons for real estate agents (the second D-day is the first Friday in August). It’s the day when most of the seasonal rentals move into their houses. While many tenants get confused and call it “check in,” I’m here to remind them that renting a house is not like checking into a hotel and your real estate agent isn’t a concierge. But while I’ll no doubt get a few calls this weekend complaining about broken toasters, lousy towels and confusing pool heaters… and yes I will try to answer them… there is something I won’t have to deal with this season. It’s the sticker shock from what it costs to operate a Hamptons home! Why? Because my mantra to every tenant is you’re essentially owning this house for the next few months and that means you’re going to have to pay for it!
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3) Phone, Internet and cable – I know a large number of my customers, clients and friends choose that “Triple Play” thing from Cablevision. For the basic package you’re looking about $80.00 a month. While it’s not the costliest expense for the summer, if you add those extra movie channels or rent an occasional “pay-per-view” event or flick it adds up!
5) The Electric, The Heat and the Rest – Now while this depends a lot on the weather let’s put this in a logical way. If it’s hot outside, you’re not going to heat the pool and you’re going to pump the air-conditioning. If it’s cooler outside, you’re gong to open the windows and crank the heat on the pool. Either way you’re going to want to spend the money (unless of course you’re my father who would never turn on the air conditioning unless it was 95 degrees) Now I might be a little high here but I don’t think I’m totally out of the park. I’m going to put this somewhere in the neighborhood of $800 a month and that’s based on a 3500 s/f house.
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Ok, so let’s tally this puppy up….. click click click click click click…. change the calculator battery… clack clack clack clack! Our grand total to own or rent a house out east is about and I say ABOUT… no haters here…. about $2500.00 per month or about $620 a week more or less. So there you have it and I didn’t even include the $100/person pizza dinner at Serafina (which I have a new respect for… went last night and it was really good). This isn’t the Jersey Shore folks!
Speaking of which, the New York Daily News quoted me today and I want to clarify. I love the Jersey Shore and I’ve been many times. I grew up going to places like Margate, Long Port and Long Beach Island. So when I say people don’t want the Hamptons to become the Jersey Shore, I’m talking more about the show then the actual area! Now, will someone tell my friends from home to stop giving me grief over this! REMINDER: I just wrote about how to get rid of house guests (scroll down)!