So, I just have to add a few more restaurants to this list. I’m seriously sick of sitting home but these folks are making it a little easier.
Cove Hollow Tavern – East Hampton Available Thursday to Monday 5:00-8:00 pm. Make sure you try one of the Rice Bowls (chicken, tofu or firecracker shrimp) or their famous Linguini with Mushroom Bolognese. Along with Fresno, they also have some of THE BEST French Fries. Click here for more details or call 631-527-7131 x 4.
Nick & Toni’s – East Hampton Available Wednesday to Sunday 5:00-9:00pm. While the Zucchini Chips are not on the menu, the Caesar Salad, Roasted Chicken with Pancetta and Yukon Roasted Potatoes and the Roasted Market Catch are ready to go. Click here for details or call 631-324-3550.
Highway Restaurant and Bar – Wainscott Available Thursday to Monday 5-8pm. They’re cooking the CHICKEN POT PIE to go! They’re also serving what they call LARGE FORMAT TAKE AWAY. There’s more on the menu but if you don’t get the CHICKEN POT PIE (I always get it when available with a Caesar Salad)… Your loss. Click here for details or call 631-527-5372
Coche Comedor – Amagansett Available Wednesday to Sunday 4:00 pm-8:00 pm. With a hybrid menu from Coche and La Fondita you can host a fiesta right in your living room. Tacos, Chips and Guacamole and Pork Rib Carnitas are all available plus salads and sides. Click here for more or call 631-267-5709.
Finally for the more ambitious…
Bobby Vans – Bridgehampton Available daily for dinner 3:00-8:00 pm. Something called Chef Johnny’s Butcher Shop will allow you to get your dinner with all the sides from Creamed Spinach to Soup Du Jour along with an uncooked , preseasoned Filet Mignon, Beef Burger, Lamb Chop or Chicken Breast. Click here or call 631-537-0590.
AGAIN!??? A few days ago, I got an inquiry about one of my rental listings. While this is pretty common this time of year, what was unusual is that the inquiry came from a young woman in the city who apparently had been in communication with “me.” Lucky for her, she accidently deleted the email chain and had to google “me” to make contact again. The only problem is she was not corresponding with me but rather someone who had cloned my rental listing online and placed a short term rental ad on Craigslist. It’s sad but this is not the first time this has happened to me. Apparently this person was charging $500/night for 6+ bedroom house south of the highway with the money due upfront. Hey, once again if it looks too good to be true kids…. it’s probably a scam. Meanwhile, I encouraged her to either use a broker or even look at sites like VRBO and skip Craigslist. In the end I alerted to Craigslist to this fraudulent ad and 5 days later, they’ve yet to remove it. I know I didn’t post it nor did the owner of the house. Meanwhile, if any of you are planning to impersonate me online….. can you at least give me six pack abs in any of the photos?
Now after dealing with all of this drama, I’m going to spend some time relaxing and go cruising on Instagram. I mean, what better way to appreciate the Hamptons than eating cookies, lying on the sofa and seeing how much more fun everyone else is having!!? But before I tell you who I’m following, feel free to follow me at @PJMHAMPTONS. You can learn all about my dogs, Tate’s cookies and my latest properties for sale.
@roundswampfarm & @loavesandfishesfoodstore – The ultimates in Hamptons food porn! I mean how else would you learn that the Jalapeno Bean Burger is back or th
at you need an almond cheese danish!?
@hamptonsrealestateshowcase – a quick peek at some of the newest and best real estate properties around.
@thewatermillcenter – The center that hosts one of the funkiest events of the summer also gives you an amazing look into some cutting edge art pieces via their Instagram posts. Featuring everything from Lady Gaga to well, who knows this is a must follow.
@hamptonscarspotter – exotic, classic and anything that looks cool on wheels is featured in this east end account. So far, they’ve not yet featured my 14 year old Jeep Sahara with 100k miles but hey the summer is still young.
@libbylangdon – Libby is an interior designer and TV personality with quick ideas for making your home a little more “Hamptons.” Her sunny and perky and informative posts will wake you up faster than two cups of espresso!
@modelbartenders – if you don’t have good looking friends you might as well have some good looking staff. RIGHT?! Ok, technically this is a NYC based account but they do serve the Hamptons and it features models! EYE CANDY!
@truth_training – you’ll never get to be a @modelbartender unless you work out like the folks on this account. I find it so inspiring I’m going to do some kettlebell lifts right after I finish the cinnamon roll from @roundswampfarm. Seriously though there is some great information about their classes and ideas for fighting flab.
@hedgeshamptons – meet the brokers, celebrity news and go behind the hedges (get it?) of some of the most stunning homes you can’t afford. Yep, its total real estate porn and worth following!
@justfredericoazevedo and @hollander_design – two of the hottest landscape designers around! Be inspired by Frederico Azevedo and Ed Hollander or just be wowed by their stunning landscape designs. It’s like a walk in the park without leaving your sofa… or your Tate’s cookies.
@gimmeshelteranimalrescue – Cuteness overload and they’re all available for adoption! Share some of their posts and maybe you can get a furry fur legged friend a home.
@Mecoxbaydairy – it’s a glimpse into country living at its best. Cheese. MMMMMMM… CHEEEESSEEE. Oh and there’s also COWS! Who doesn’t like looking at the face of a cow!!? Of course, unless it’s before your going to LT Burger.
I hope it doesn’t sound too too cheesy, but I’ve been working on some snappy lines about the newest restaurant to open its doors in Sag Harbor. Yes, I know I need to work on my delivery. Anyway, for now I’ll just give you a piece of my mind about Sag Pizza.
Located in the site of the former Conca D’oro (they even kept the sign), the newly renovated and sleekly designed restaurant opened it’s doors to a hungry horde earlier today. Perhaps it’s because it’s from the same folks that brought us LT Burger that had them lining up outside an hour before a single pie was tossed. So, how is it? I thought it was pretty darn good, especially since they were only opened for about an hour. While I heard some grumbling about having to wait in line to get a slice, it’s the first day folks! I’m sure they know there’s mushroom for improvement and given the folks running the place, they’ll get there soon enough. Now, to the really important part… the food itself. I had a slice of the margherita and one of the pepperoni. Both were made with fresh mozzarella and sauce on a thin crust that was nicely complimented by a slight smoky
flavor from the wood burning oven. Overall, a solid slice and a welcome addition to Sag Harbor. If you want more menu information, click on the restaurants website here. Let me know what YOU think.
You know how when you go to any town in the U.S. and the locals have a funny way of referring to their community, you know like in Bayonne you’ll meet someone and they’ll tell you how “people call us the Paris of New Jersey!” Hmmm, while I’m not sure I usually agree with these analogies I will tell you, I do have a few of my own about certain things in the Hamptons. In fact, I asked some of my friends if they had some quaint ways to refer to the sites and sounds of the Hamptons. Here are a few of my favorites:
Madison and Main Sag Harbor is the 42nd and Broadway of the Hamptons. With pedestrians that don’t look, drivers who don’t know how to drive and more cars than these two streets can handle, I can see it. Hit that intersection on a Saturday at 7pm in July and August and you’ll be looking for the dirty Elmo to come take his picture with your kids for $5.
Stop and Shop stores are the DMV of the Hamptons. Perhaps it’s the long lines. It could also be the parking lot that’s full with the mayhem and madness of novice drivers. Maybe it’s the cranky cashiers or maybe it’s the fact you really don’t want to buy the produce at either that this comparison makes sense. Either way, I’m not a fan of either and they apparently bought their dingy lighting from the same place.
Gucci pants, shoes, shirt and an Hermes belt are the Garanimals of the Hamptons. Remember those kids who used to eat the glue in 3rd grade? The ones who were lucky enough to have their mother tell them to always make sure they wear a giraffe pants with a giraffe shirt?! Well some of them grew up and now live in the Hamptons. Yes, t
hey’re here and still dressing with the same amount of thought as they did when they were in phonics class. It’s a thoughtless uniform but with a more expensive flair. By the way, I would wear these Garanimals too if I had the money to spare.
Tesla is the Honda of the Hamptons. If you live in a normal part of the world you go out to dinner, the movies or wherever and you park in a lot that’s probably Honda heavy. It’s a good car. It’s a sensible car. It’s also the vehicle, 90 percent of your friends drive in the rest of the world. Well this isn’t Cherry Hill here. It’s the Hamptons. Yes, sensible has a different look here on the East End. But hey, I do like these cars. I’m not knocking them. BUT, if only there was a supercharging station closer than Southampton.
Amagansett is the Tribeca of the Hamptons. It’s young, it’s hip, it’s loaded with celebs, it’s trendy and the coffee shops are so hip they hurt! I hope I don’t need to explain this further. If you don’t believe me, stop by Jack’s coffee anytime from now to Labor day. Oh, and if you ever see a guy wearing gap khaki shorts and a polo shirt who stands out like a sore thumb in town…. that’s me.
$140,00,000 and there is NO neighborhood block party?!
In the unlikely case your cocktail conversations have been focusing on such trivial matters such as terrorism, global warming or even Donald Trump.. instead of Hamptons real estate, you might not have heard the interesting news. Entrepreneur Chris Whittle has put his East Hampton home on the market for a bargain price of $140 Million dollars. While I’m not sure if the house comes furnished at that price or if he’s leaving the toaster oven, there are some who’d rather write a check with a few less zeros for their Hamptons home by the water. So if you love the smell of salt air in the morning, where do you go without spending a fortune? Luckily, Hamptons Chatter is here to guide you with a proverbial divining rod for some homes near water that won’t break the bank. Because I’d rather spend my extra $140 million dollars on something more sensible like an I-tunes gift card, I’ve explored other options with slightly less intimidating price tags.
Amagansett Dunes – It’s like the nicest parts of the Jersey Shore and it’s not in New Jersey. Causual summer living (think flip flops and t-shirts 24/7) and a quick stroll, skip or even levitation to beautiful ocean beaches is the real draw here. While the lots can be small and not everyone has a pool, this is all about the beach. Look to spend about 1.1 to 1.5 million for a comfortable home in the area.
Amagansett Dunes: Elliman.com H34948
Waterside Communities (Pine Neck, Whalebone Landing, Southampton Shores, Northampton Colony) – Located about 10 minutes outside of Sag Harbor village off of Noyac Rd., these areas are all about community. Community bay beaches, community docks and community club houses are a few of the features that attract buyers to this area. The sunsets on Noyac bay are also spectacular and the icing on the cake. Yet, for some folks the neighborly feel might seem a bit intrusive or suburban. Look to spend about $1.0 million to get into the neighborhood and as much as $10,000,000 for one of the current waterfront listings.
Shinnecock Hills – Spectacular views and the fact it’s nestled between the villages of Southampton and Hampton Bays is only part of the big draw in this community. One of the biggest draws for the growing popularity of this area is the time saving factor during those crazy weekends when Route 27 looks like a parking lot. Considering you can get a waterfront with view for around $2.5… that’s a savings of $137,500,000 if you were thinking about that “other” waterfront.
A few more areas you might find worth visiting are the Redwood section of Sag Harbor, close to the village and with views and great water for the boater. There is also Lions Head and Clearwater Beach areas of East Hampton. Community beaches, views of the sound and some deep water docking are the big draw for this area located outside the village of East Hampton. It also has several of the best waterfront dining spots in all of the Hamptons including Bay Kitchen and Harbor Bistro right in the hood. Yes, I know there are other areas that are certainly worth mentioning but these few are the ones that I think are a good bang for the buck. I’m only one guy without an editor and this ain’t my full time gig, so don’t get your panties in a bunch folks. If you want another neighborhood mentioned in a blog, feel free to go write it! I mean that in the nicest way possible! Sort of.
Meanwhile, it doesn’t matter if you’re buying a big ticket house or a little cottage, if you want to get financing from a bank… you better have good credit. So how do you know if you have good credit? Luckily credit expert Andrea Kent took some time out of her day to give Hamptons Chatter a quick tutorial on understanding your credit.
If you would like to contact Andrea for more information or about credit repair… you can e mail her at firstname.lastname@example.org