|The New Harbor Market!
Hi all, just remember Hamptons Chatter is not a daily, a weekly or any other type of regular anything. I also refuse to take any sort of literary Metamucil! I only speak when I feel inspired to speak, when the muses have touched me or when something around town really pisses me off. So guess what? The muses haven’t touched me but I am a little…. wait no negativity here either. I need to breathe. Hmm. OK now for the not angry edition of Hamptons Chatter or as Curbed.com editors have been known to call this “HC.” I can live with that… HC!
Well, I finally had the chance to go the new Harbor Market and Kitchen in Sag Harbor to see if all the fuss and arguing was worth it. Well, here I am to tell you it was much ado about nothing! The place looks fantastic, beautiful barn doors, cedar shingles and the whole exterior of the place is totally in keeping in with the neighborhood aesthetic. The food by the way, is also pretty good especially the pizzas but only order when you’re not in a hurry. As for the much feared industrial sounds coming from the roof and the awful unattractive roof…. well it’s pretty damn quiet and its way more attractive than that house on 114 that looks like it’s being built for the Munsters or the hideous colors radiating from Yummilicious! Not that I don’t love Yummilicious.
I don’t know the owners of the market but I can tell you they’ve had their hands full battling to open the market… remember this is the same street where panties were twisted over a huge pair of legs…. but there efforts have paid off. The interior is beautiful and the sandwiches, salads and the macaroni and cheese are pretty good too! So go, check it out and decide for yourself…. and decide if the world really changed that much on Henry Street!?
But you know different things find different things offensive. What do I find offensive?????? Some of the prices we are forced to pay here around town in the Hamptons! Here is my brief list of some of the worst offenders. Now remember, I don’t mind paying big bucks for the guacamole at Round Swamp Farm because it’s amazing. What I do resent is mediocre products at premium prices. But remember, this is not an angry blog. I’m staying positive. So here are some of the most positively overpriced items I can think of on the East End…. 2015 Edition!
|No supersizing here – Sanscerre that is Sen-sationally expensive!!
Sen Restaurant – This Sag Harbor establishment is always packed and I get it. The food is good but a dinner for two with a few glasses of wine and some sushi shouldn’t cost nearly $300 bucks! Well, part of it might have been the very stingy pours of Sancerre wine, I’m convinced that I the owner or manager was inspecting before going to the waiting tables. REALLY? It’s a $14 dollar glass of wine… you’re not going to lose money if they give some lucky diner an extra ouce! It will be a long time before I go to Sen again, instead I’ll head to Zokkon in East Hampton which is a fraction of the cost and just as good. It’s also never packed there…. but it should be… great food and friendly prices!
Any Taxi in the Hamptons – I recently went from the Hampton Jitney to BMW in Southampton. How far was that? What 300 yards?! It cost me nearly $20 dollars because it was a flat rate. Apparently that is for all cabs across the board… or so I’m told Now before you all go saying I’m lazy and should have walked, I had a ton of luggage. But really… $20?! I could have taken a cab from the Upper East Side to Midtown for less. But hey, it’s the Hamptons where some take the motto “if you have to ask the price then you shouldn’t be here!”
Babette’s East Hampton – How much would you pay for a Western Omelette? How about $18.95 at this Village eatery. There really isn’t much to say here… I mean it’s an omelette! Instead of getting eggs here, how about getting the same dish at Princess Diner for $9.95. By the way, what’s with the .95 cents, is it some sort of weird egg law or tax? For crying out loud people, say what it is for real; $10 and $19.
East Hampton and Southampton Parking Tickets – Go to the beach without a permit or park on one of the lanes and you’re going to get slapped with a $150 parking ticket. Yup, that’s like getting two California Rolls and a glass of wine at a certain restaurant! By the way, don’t try messing with any of the brownies – the kids that write the tickets… nothing to do with Tate’s or Round Swamp Brownies…. wait I’m hungry! OH, don’t mess with the kids writing tickets in any of the villages, they may be taking their SAT’s in the fall but these kids do not fool around!
Well, I’m back to pure happy thoughts now! So I’m done writing.