So, it’s been one of those mornings but here I am anyway. Without going into details, I went to brush my teeth this morning and instead I ended up well lets just say, I doubt I’ll have inflammation on my gums today. But before I digress, I’m ready to recap the glorious life of the glamorous and irritated on the East End.
So, last night I had the chance to visit the highly anticipated Wolffer Kitchen in Sag Harbor. So here’s the good news and the bad news. The good news is it’s pretty good. The bad news is it should have been better. Since it’s the first foray into food for the local vineyard, I’ll give them time to let this potentially fine dine breath. Located at 29 Main Street in the village, the restaurant opens with a series of folding doors that open up and make it a great place to dine and watch the world go by. The menu on the other hand is a little more closed with a smaller selection of options. The wine menu on the other hand is rather extensive and features of course Wolffer wines, numerous imports and this in addition to a few local vineyards including Bedell.
The service as I sat for dinner last night was on their game from start to finish. I started my dinner with a small Greek salad which was absolutely fantastic, a perfect size with a delicate blend of feta, olives and greens. Oh my god, do I now sound like a food critic? I have to stop! Anyway, for an entree I had fresh tuna grilled over pasta which was nice and light but a little too light on flavor. My dining companion (who you can figure out) had a vegetable platter with I believe some fava beans and he thought it was awesome. Perhaps the comment that I’m more “suited for heavier flavors”, i.e. bolognese is my favorite should be taken into account. So what I’m saying is I liked Wolffer Kitchen, I just wasnt’ crazy about it. Perhaps I’ll hit it up again once they get more time under their belt but I have no doubt it’s going to get better! Wolffer Kitchen is open daily at 5:30pm and takes reservations on their facebook page or by calling 631-725-0101.
|Betty Buckley and Rachel York… The Edies.|
I also had a chance to head over to Bay Street Theater last night and catch a performance of the musical “Grey Gardens.” If you don’t already know the story, shame on you and go directly to Fire Island. You should know the story! But anyway, it stars Broadway veterans Betty Buckley and Rachael York as the highly entertaining and dysfunctional society duo. This is the show that Bay Street was born to perform! I know tickets are going fast so if you’re thinking of going to see it, get your tickets now! It’s a great show with great performers and a really enjoyable way to spend your evening in Sag Harbor. It would be an even better night if you call me first and make an offer on the actual Grey Gardens… not that it’s currently for sale but it’s the Hamptons and you never know!
I’m sorry today’s blog was like a review section from Junior Highlights,,, but hey, it’s mine and I write what I want to write!
|For the party animals in us all!|
It’s not the dog days of summer yet but its time for some doggone fun! UGH. Even I know that is a really bad pun! First a little advertisement for a REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD CAUSE! The Southampton Animal Shelter holds it’s Fourth Annual Unconditional Love Gala this Saturday. The shelter was originally operated by the town but due to budget cuts, the town shut the shelter. A group of concerned locals got together to save the shelter and formed the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation! Ok, I’m a total sucker for animal charities. I give to the ASPCA, ARF and I bought a ticket to this event. I know my stigmata wounds are already acting up… I’m a saint! It’s a great cause…. a really fun benefit and you can help out some of the cutest Hamptonites around! You know the cute friendly ones who don’t cut you off, text and drive, brag about their decorator or flash their Panerai! Bella and Russell can’t go but I know are giving their full support to the benefit. Thanks to my friends Sarah Alvarez and Molly Molly for telling me about this event! If you want to purchase tickets and help out… CLICK HERE!
So often I get asked as a real estate agent, “which town is best?” You know, that’s a really hard question to answer. I really think every town has some very unique benefits and it’s own pluses and minuses. So I developed a little quiz here to help you find the town that’s right for you…. it’s fun…
it’s silly… and eerily accurate; So here we go.
1) On Saturday afternoons your footwear of choice during the summer is …
|Where should you go???|
b) Gucci or Prada
d) Custom Monogrammed slippers
2) While driving a convertible around town, Paula Abdul comes on the radio. Do you…
a) Remark “she was a singer? or “Who TF.”
b) Remark “I wish they were playing “Straight-up.”
c) Reduce the volume and hope nobody hears you listening.
d) You would never play the radio while your top was down!
3) My idea of a memorable evening is…..
a) Not remembering how I got home.
b) Sitting next to Gwyneth and Jerry at The Grill.
c) Getting an invite for sailing and sunset cocktails.
d) Hosting an awesome dinner party and getting some great hostess gifts!
4) My favorite drink before dinner is…
a) Red Bull and Vodka.
b) A nice Rose or Sancerre.
c) An awesome margarita with
d) A martini… shaken not stirred.
|Wolffer Kitchen is open!|
Well here are the results… if you answered “a” to more than three of the questions, you need to hang in Montauk baby. More than 3 “b” answers you should try East Hampton to Water Mill…. “c” It’s Sag Harbor or Amagansett or Hampton Bays…. and “d” it’s Southampton or Quogue. If you answered less than 3, leave me alone. I don’t have all day to write this damn blog.
Finally, what’s the latest buzz in Sag Harbor? Well the Cuddy has set sail and Wolffer Kitchen has arrived in port. The soft opening was last night and tonight they’ll be serving food and hopefully lots of Wolffer Rose to keep that Summer Buzz going. They’ll be unlocking the doors tonight at 5. I’ll ty to stop by or at the very least get the early reviews to you asap. If you’re curious about the complete menu… click here.
One of the things I like least about summer in the Hamptons is the crowds. While I’m not an agoraphobic, the idea of dealing with traffic and pushy patrons is sometimes more than I can handle. Besides, I get extreme guilt leaving my dogs behind… because they like to party as much as the next animal. So, unlike NYC where you can have a cup of coffee delivered for free, finding door to door service out east is a little more difficult. Virtually nobody delivers in the Hamptons. I know White’s Pharmacy delivers… but cough drops and Metamucil don’t quite satisfy my hunger like they should. What do you do when your cupboards are bare, traffic is backed up and everybody is hungry? Well, here’s the skinny on getting chubby without leaving home…..
There are two.. repeat only TWO Chinese restaurants that I think are worth the weight in MSG. Number 1 (631-726-8080) in Water Mill and Pheonix in Wainscott (631-537-0011). There are a few others in the area but one of them actually has Immodium on the menu which to me is a big red flag…OK I’m kidding. While my two recommendations aren’t exactly Shun Lee or Mr. Chow’s, they’re both good, hearty and reasonably priced. My personal favorites are the “scallion pancakes” at Pheonix and the “spicy chicken and broccoli” at #1. Both are the best Chinese delivery in the HAMPTONS! Although, that’s kind of like saying it’s the friendliest restaurant in France.
When it’ comes to Pizza. There are no Domino’s in the Hamptons. Which is a good thing. But darn it, why is it so hard to get a pizza brought to your door on a rainy Saturday night!? Well there are only a few choices for delivery pizza at a good price. In Montauk, you have Sausages (631-668-1144) .. In Bridgehampton there’s American Pie (631-613-6177) in the Commons and Southampton has Paul’s (631-283-1861) and Melrose East. In East Hampton you have Pizza and Things Spring’s Pizza. Customers like it for their reasonable prices, friendly staff and fresh ingredients (631) 324-7974.
Also in East Hampton, the Red Horse Market will deliver groceries or prepared foods with a $100 minimum purchase. I’m pretty sure you can get them to bring one of their pizzas to the door as well. By the way, throw a fresh mozzarella in there for good measure and melt some extra on the pie.
If you’re looking for something a little more exotic you can try Saaz in Southampton. They deliver and according to some, they’ll go all the way to East Hampton. That’s a good thing too since the New York Times raved the food is “uniformly excellent… a long overdue addition to Hamptons dining.” Saaz – (631) 259-2222 – is located just as you come into Southampton on CR 39 at the former site of Mason Ole – where Montezuma always got his revenge! Saaz is a much better welcome to the east end!
While I’m sure there are others that may deliver, this is the list I came up with based on my own personal experience and those I know around town.