{"id":1477,"date":"2015-02-13T18:37:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T18:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/2015\/02\/13\/valentine-day-ideas-if-you-want-to\/"},"modified":"2017-02-13T21:30:40","modified_gmt":"2017-02-13T21:30:40","slug":"valentine-day-ideas-if-you-want-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/valentine-day-ideas-if-you-want-to\/","title":{"rendered":"VALENTINE’S DAY IDEAS IF YOU WANT TO BREAK UP…. PLUS, SNOW….AGAIN… SO RELAX."},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Happy Valentines Day Weekend everyone! \u00a0 \u00a0It’s that time of year when every newspaper and blogger in the Hamptons has ideas about romantic getaways and where to go. \u00a0 But where do you go when you want to break up? Forget the romance ambiance of 1770 House or East Hampton Grill, take your date to one of these notable locations and you’ll be sure to be single by Monday!<\/p>\n

Murphs, Sag Harbor – It’s not that the place isn’t good. \u00a0 But there is absolutely nothing romantic about this place. \u00a0It’s loud, it’s packed and the idea of having a quiet conversation with any sort of privacy is out of the question. \u00a0 \u00a0The only way anyone gets romantic there is if the beer goggles are so tight you become oxygen deprived!<\/div>\n
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Village Hardware, East Hampton – Here’s the way this one goes down. \u00a0 \u00a0You buy two tickets to see “Fifty Shades of Grey” at the matinee or 4:00 pm show. \u00a0 You then promise a nice early romantic dinner after the movie. \u00a0 After suffering through aforementioned movie, you remark how “hot” you got during the Hardware Store Scene. \u00a0 You stroll over to Village Hardware so you can buy “a few things.” \u00a0 When you get to the store, head right to the staple guns! \u00a0If your date hasn’t already disappeared then maybe you should. \u00a0 RUN!<\/div>\n
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Harlow, Sag Harbor – \u00a0Who doesn’t love a nice romantic location!? \u00a0 \u00a0Yes, they’re closed for the season…. but if you order this weekend maybe you’ll get your entree by Memorial Day Weekend. \u00a0 If you want to actually try to have food, stop by the IGA first for two sandwiches and a small bag of Sun Chips. \u00a0 It’s all about the view right… frost bite or not!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Now for the other part of the weekend that has everyone in a tizzy. \u00a0 The projected 6” of snow we’re supposed to get this Saturday night into Sunday. \u00a0This comes hot on the tail of a \u00a0reported “frenzy” for seasonal rentals. \u00a0 As I said on Monday, so many drives and walkways are covered with hard packed ice, many sellers and homeowners are blocking showings to protect against a potential lawsuit. \u00a0 Yes some good homes were rented already last fall or by the renters with good snow boots but inventory is still good. \u00a0 \u00a0 So, don’t believe the hype… sip your hot chocolate, relax and have a wonderful Valentine’s Day Weekend! \u00a0 \u00a0Hopefully you won’t be going to Village Hardware or Murph’s!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Doesn’t this scream romance? Murph’s Happy Valentines Day Weekend everyone! \u00a0 \u00a0It’s that time of year when every newspaper and blogger in the Hamptons has ideas about romantic getaways and where to go. \u00a0 But where do you go when you want to break up? Forget the romance ambiance of 1770 House or East Hampton … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","generate_page_header":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[1530,1674,1358,1675,1676,1677,1678,1408,1350,1351,1666,1679],"class_list":["post-1477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-1530","tag-fifty-shades-of-grey","tag-hamptons","tag-hardware-store","tag-harlow","tag-movie","tag-murphs-tavern","tag-patrick-mclaughiln","tag-real-estate","tag-rentals","tag-snow","tag-valentines-day"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8pfeo-nP","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/MurphsSagHarbor.jpg?fit=250%2C250&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1477"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3213,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1477\/revisions\/3213"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}