{"id":1541,"date":"2013-07-12T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-12T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/2013\/07\/12\/hub-bub-over-shrubs-and-forge\/"},"modified":"2017-02-13T22:47:38","modified_gmt":"2017-02-13T22:47:38","slug":"hub-bub-over-shrubs-and-forge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/hub-bub-over-shrubs-and-forge\/","title":{"rendered":"Hub Bub over Shrubs&#8230; and Forget the Scientologists There&#8217;s a New Cult in Town!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/photo-6.jpg?resize=239%2C320\" width=\"239\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">The scene of the crime!!!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Well, we&#8217;re all feeling it&#8230; tensions are at a boiling point in the Hamptons. \u00a0 \u00a0Yes, it costs some folks a lot of money to live here and they just want have some fun. \u00a0 \u00a0 But apparently some cheap kill joy is ruining the fun for one homeowner in the Hamptons! \u00a0 What are they doing?! \u00a0Well I think the photo here says it all. \u00a0 Landscaping here isn&#8217;t cheap and this proves it. \u00a0 Personally if I were the home owner, I would just plant some poison ivy around all of my valuable plantings. \u00a0Now, if anyone wants to write the\u00a0police blotter for this crime, I&#8217;m taking suggestions!<\/p>\n<table class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/photo-5.jpg?resize=239%2C320\" width=\"239\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Cult or fitness movement!?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Speaking of tensions the cult that is known as <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Scientology <\/span>\u00a0er, I mean Soul Cycle is continuing its plans to dominate the universe. \u00a0Their latest conquest is now in the Water Mill shopping center. \u00a0Yes, the home of<u><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"> Citarella, Water Mill Cupcakes, Avanti Market, Blockbuster Video and Muse Restaurant <\/span><\/u>will now be the newest location for Soul Cycle. \u00a0 \u00a0 Apparently someone read my blog and has decided to open an outlet with ample parking. \u00a0 \u00a0I do have one bit of advice for anyone opening a business in that shopping center; \u00a0burn some sage and higher a witch doctor, that place is cursed! \u00a0 By the way, I really do miss Water Mill Cupcakes!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scene of the crime!!! 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