{"id":1664,"date":"2010-09-30T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/2010\/09\/30\/if-you-thought-summer-traffic-was-bad\/"},"modified":"2017-02-13T19:37:19","modified_gmt":"2017-02-13T19:37:19","slug":"if-you-thought-summer-traffic-was-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/if-you-thought-summer-traffic-was-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"If you thought summer traffic was bad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"posterous_autopost\">\u00a0Yeah, the annoying and from what I hear from friends EXPENSIVE pumpkin patch is baaaaaaaaackkkk!<\/p>\n<p>I hear parents with toddlers all over the Hamptons shrieking in terror! Look for back ups westbound all the way to Bridgehampton!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Yeah, the annoying and from what I hear from friends EXPENSIVE pumpkin patch is baaaaaaaaackkkk! I hear parents with toddlers all over the Hamptons shrieking in terror! Look for back ups westbound all the way to Bridgehampton!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","generate_page_header":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8pfeo-qQ","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1664"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2965,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions\/2965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}