{"id":4982,"date":"2018-08-03T20:10:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-03T20:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2018-08-03T21:32:44","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T21:32:44","slug":"answering-sags-knead-for-dough-and-its-the-____-of-the-hamptons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/answering-sags-knead-for-dough-and-its-the-____-of-the-hamptons\/","title":{"rendered":"ANSWERING SAG’S KNEAD FOR DOUGH… AND IT’S THE ____ OF THE HAMPTONS."},"content":{"rendered":"

I hope it doesn’t sound too too cheesy,\u00a0 but I’ve been working on some snappy lines about the newest restaurant to open its doors in Sag Harbor.\u00a0 \u00a0 Yes, I know I need to work on my delivery.\u00a0 \u00a0 Anyway, for now I’ll just give you a piece of my mind about Sag Pizza.<\/p>\n

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11am and they’re lining up!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Located in the site of the former Conca D’oro (they even kept the sign),\u00a0 the newly renovated and sleekly designed restaurant opened it’s doors to a hungry horde earlier today.\u00a0 \u00a0Perhaps it’s because it’s from the same folks that brought us LT Burger that had them lining up outside an hour before a single pie was tossed.\u00a0 \u00a0So, how is it?\u00a0 \u00a0I thought it was pretty darn good, especially since they were only opened for about an hour.\u00a0 \u00a0 While I heard some grumbling about having to wait in line to get a slice, it’s the first day folks!\u00a0 \u00a0I’m sure they know there’s mushroom for improvement and given the folks running the place,\u00a0 they’ll get there soon enough.\u00a0 \u00a0Now, to the really important part… the food itself.\u00a0 \u00a0 I had a slice of the margherita and one of the pepperoni.\u00a0 \u00a0Both were made with fresh mozzarella and sauce on a thin crust that was nicely complimented by a slight smoky<\/p>\n

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Sagpizza.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

flavor from the wood burning oven.\u00a0 \u00a0Overall, a solid slice and a welcome addition to Sag Harbor.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 If you want more menu information, click on the restaurants website here.<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 Let me know what YOU think.<\/p>\n

You know how when you go to any town in the U.S. and the locals have a funny way of referring to their community,\u00a0 \u00a0you know like in Bayonne you’ll meet someone and they’ll tell you how “people call us the Paris of New Jersey!”\u00a0 \u00a0 Hmmm, while I’m not sure I usually agree with these analogies I will tell you, I do have a few of my own about certain things in the Hamptons.\u00a0 \u00a0 In fact, I asked some of my friends if they had some quaint ways to refer to the sites and sounds of the Hamptons.\u00a0 \u00a0Here are a few of my favorites:<\/p>\n

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Madison and Main<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Madison and Main Sag Harbor is the 42nd and Broadway of the Hamptons.<\/strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 With pedestrians that don’t look, drivers who don’t know how to drive and more cars than these two streets can handle,\u00a0 I can see it.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Hit that intersection on a Saturday at 7pm in July and August and you’ll be looking for the dirty Elmo to come take his picture with your kids for $5.<\/p>\n

Stop and Shop stores are the DMV of the Hamptons.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>Perhaps it’s the long lines.\u00a0 \u00a0 It could also be the parking lot that’s full with the mayhem and madness of novice drivers.\u00a0 Maybe it’s the cranky cashiers or maybe it’s the fact you really don’t want to buy the produce at either that this comparison makes sense.\u00a0 \u00a0Either way, I’m not a fan of either and they apparently bought their dingy lighting from the same place.<\/p>\n

Gucci pants, shoes, shirt and an Hermes belt are the Garanimals of the Hamptons.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0 Remember those kids who used to eat the glue in 3rd grade?\u00a0 \u00a0 The ones who were lucky enough to have their mother tell them to always make sure they wear a giraffe pants with a giraffe shirt?!\u00a0 \u00a0Well some of them grew up and now live in the Hamptons.\u00a0 \u00a0Yes, t<\/p>\n

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It matches!!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

hey’re here and still dressing with the same amount of thought as they did when they were in phonics class.\u00a0 \u00a0 It’s a thoughtless uniform but with a more expensive flair.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0By the way, I would wear these Garanimals too if I had the money to spare.<\/p>\n

Tesla is the Honda of the Hamptons.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong>If you live in a normal part of the world you go out to dinner, the movies or wherever and you park in a lot that’s probably Honda heavy.\u00a0 \u00a0 It’s a good car.\u00a0 It’s a sensible car.\u00a0 \u00a0 It’s also the vehicle, 90 percent of your friends drive in the rest of the world.\u00a0 \u00a0 Well this isn’t Cherry Hill here.\u00a0 \u00a0 It’s the Hamptons.\u00a0 \u00a0 Yes, sensible has a different look here on the East End.\u00a0 \u00a0 But hey, I do like these cars.\u00a0 \u00a0I’m not<\/em> knocking them.\u00a0 \u00a0BUT, if only there was a supercharging station closer than Southampton.<\/p>\n

Amagansett is the Tribeca of the Hamptons.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0 It’s young, it’s hip, it’s loaded with celebs, it’s trendy and the coffee shops are so hip they hurt!\u00a0 \u00a0 I hope I don’t need to explain this further.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0If you don’t believe me, stop by Jack’s coffee anytime from now to Labor day.\u00a0 \u00a0Oh, and if you ever see a guy wearing gap khaki shorts and a polo shirt who stands out like a sore thumb in town…. that’s me.<\/p>\n

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I hope it doesn’t sound too too cheesy,\u00a0 but I’ve been working on some snappy lines about the newest restaurant to open its doors in Sag Harbor.\u00a0 \u00a0 Yes, I know I need to work on my delivery.\u00a0 \u00a0 Anyway, for now I’ll just give you a piece of my mind about Sag Pizza. Located … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4985,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","generate_page_header":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[1496,2774,2771,1554,1582,2641,1827,1408,1606,1350,1381,2770,1428,2775,2772],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amagansett","tag-dmv","tag-garanamals","tag-gucci","tag-hamtpons","tag-hermes","tag-lt-burger","tag-patrick-mclaughiln","tag-pizza","tag-real-estate","tag-sag-harbor","tag-sag-pizza","tag-summer","tag-supermarket","tag-tesla"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8pfeo-1im","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_1291.jpg?fit=4032%2C3024&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4995,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions\/4995"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}