{"id":5170,"date":"2019-06-12T19:18:09","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T19:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/?p=5170"},"modified":"2019-06-12T19:26:03","modified_gmt":"2019-06-12T19:26:03","slug":"soulcycle-gets-a-new-neighbor-in-water-mill-you-know-its-summer-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamptonschatter.net\/chatter\/soulcycle-gets-a-new-neighbor-in-water-mill-you-know-its-summer-when\/","title":{"rendered":"SOULCYCLE GETS A NEW NEIGHBOR IN WATER MILL! YOU KNOW IT’S SUMMER WHEN…."},"content":{"rendered":"

In what’s probably one of the better business moves this summer, Sag Harbor staple Provisions will be adding another location at the former site of Citerella in Water Mill shopping center.<\/p>\n

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A smart move considering every Saturday and Sunday, the area swarms with Lululemonites loitering after the SoulCycle classes next door.\u00a0 Which means getting a green juice or smoothie just got a lot easier!! Thank the lord…. or at least the owners of Provisions.\u00a0 \u00a0 If you’ve never been to Sag Harbor location, it’s probably one of the best natural food markets anywhere and the organic cafe is always packed!!\u00a0 \u00a0 According to highly placed sources (the guy at the cash register yesterday), the Water Mill location will be opening sometime in Mid-July.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0While I’m sure it will swamped like their other location,\u00a0 they may want to burn some sage to be safe.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0It couldn’t hurt to clean some of the possible bad juju that sunk Citarella (in that location), Avanti market (which I loved), West Elm and Blockbuster video (damn you streaming video!)!\u00a0 \u00a0 Anyway, you can check out their website by clicking here<\/a> for more details.<\/p>\n

Well, the calendar says it’s June and the summer season is defintiely upon us.\u00a0 \u00a0 But like the traffic jams on 27 and the blooms of the rhodaden… Roudaden….. Rhodamorgenterns… errrr… RHODODENDRON (like you know how to spell it?) there are other signs that that it’s that time of year in the Hamptons!\u00a0 \u00a0Here are a few that I always look for…<\/p>\n

Wolffer Vineyards becomes the Pumpkin Town of warm weather on Friday Nights!\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0Screaming kids, parents that ignore them, jazz music and cars lining up and down the highway…. all with Summer in a Bottle… it’s beach living at it’s finest!<\/p>\n

People are constantly asking every store, restaurant, real estate office and bank for their wifi password!\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>Cell service sucks in the Hamptons…. we all know it.\u00a0 \u00a0 It’s even suckier in the summer!\u00a0 Period.\u00a0 \u00a0 Listen I get it…. it’s isolating and frustrating.\u00a0 \u00a0But maybe this summer we can try checking our social media accounts when we get home people!?\u00a0 Nahhhh. I hate talking to people in person too!<\/p>\n

There’s a stranded German luxury car on the beach!\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>If you drive two days a week for 12 weeks a year, maybe getting a Range Rover or Merced\"Audibeach9\"es G-Class isn’t such a great \"Mercedeesbeach\"idea (also other people need parking spaces too!)\u00a0 \u00a0Try starting with something smaller and easier to handle and perhaps watertight like a VW bug.\u00a0 \u00a0 Just because you have 4 wheel drive doesn’t mean your car is good for beach driving, especially as the high tide is coming!<\/span><\/p>\n

Restaurant Managers get Amnesia!\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0 \u00a0If you’ve ever seen the movie “What’s Up Doc,” you’ll remember the scene where Madeline Kahn gets dragged out of a banquet by her heels when her fiance says “I’ve never seen this woman\u00a0before in my life.”\u00a0 \u00a0Well that’s how more than a few of us feel this time of year when we head out to eat on weekend night.\u00a0 \u00a0Ummm, I’m the guy who comes in every Monday in October and April and I’m the only one in the place?!\u00a0 \u00a0Patrick?!\u00a0 No!?\u00a0 \u00a0Grrrrrr.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n