A SNOW JOB …. SAG GETS JUST WHAT IT NEEDS-NOT… AND LAST CALL FOR BEACH PERMITS!

So you ran to the store and you bought all the eggs, bread and milk you could find and now you’re eating French toast for dinner.    You was had people!  Yep, after much hype and hoopla , the blizzard that wasn’t hit the East End.

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EH Main St. after “Fluffy”

Forecasters were so convinced of this snowpocalypse that they even gave it a name.   I can’t remember what it was and it’s a good thing.    As we all know, it was a big snooze here.    While we did have some icing roads and a power outage in The Springs, the most significant impact of the storm I’m now calling “Fluffy” was a down tree in the middle of Main Street East Hampton.    So there you have it, now it’s time for spring to begin.

 

Sag Harbor needs lots of things… a shoe repair shop, a great day spa, a doggy day care or even a Cheesecake Factory or Outback Steakhouse as discussed in previous blogs.

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Another bank..

One thing they don’t need is another bank.    Well guess what Hamptons folks, your prayers have once again been ignored.   JP Morgan Chase has set its sites on the location once occupied by Capital One.   An application has been made with the Village of Sag Harbor to obtain a “Certificate of Appropriateness from the Village Board of Historic Preservation and Architectural Review.”     I personally will benefit from the fact I don’t have to pay a service fee for ATMs in town since I bank at Manufacturers Hanover….err I mean Chemical Bank…. I mean Chase.    But a bank?!  How boring… like a real estate office.

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99 of these puppies left!

Beach Permits…  you can’t live with them and you can’t live without ’em.    But while Southampton Village and Flanders Village continues to sell permits in unlimited numbers, the can’t be said of East Hampton Village.    So, how many are left?   According to my top secret reconnaissance (i.e. I made a phone call) there are only 100 passes are left!  So take two minutes and go online here and get your beach pass, otherwise you might as well go to Ocean City, MD.  I would have insulted New Jersey here but my family keeps getting nasty about my blog posts!  OOOPS… I meant to give you the link to get your passes online!  Yep you can do that by clicking here.

 

 

I’m Back!

So, it’s been a good six months since I’ve put pen to paper or finger to key pad for this blog.   Did you miss me?    I bet you did.

So what’s happened since we last connected here?  Here’s the quick update on everything.. with links too!

Vine Street Cafe is coming to East Hampton in the old Cafe Max space.  Construction is currently under way with an opening target date of early May.    Via Curbed

CVS has erected a new monument in East Hampton at the site of the former bowling alley, now known by me as “Twin Peaks.” This is for obvious reasons.    Damn, I need a good cup of Joe and some cherry pie.   Old link from 27East.

Cue creepy Angelo Badalamenti music.

Speaking of bowling, EHIT has broken ground – that’s East Hampton Indoor Tennis for you couch potatoes – on a new mini-golf course and indoor bowling alley.  They’ll also have a bar there too… so you actually don’t care when you throw that gutter ball and putt the ball out-of-bounds. via Curbed

Grey Gardens has hit the market for $20,000,000.   Cat food and crazy relatives are sold separately.  NYTIMES

Actor Neil Patrick and his husband chef David Burke of Fabrique fame bought in East Hampton.  Err… wait… Who is David Burtka?  Oh. BehindtheHedges.com

Moby’s in East Hampton has been beached.   Eleven Madison Park will be opening a pop up called “EMP Summer House” in the former whale of a property.    I’m not sure but this sounds like a dangerous place for folks with a pacemaker.   LLNYC.COM

The former Fresh will soon be pushing naan when Saaz Of Southampton opens up a second outlet in the former Bridgehampton Eatery.    The NYT gave it a good review (google it…I’m not giving you the link) and so have many of my friends.   I just can’t touch the stuff since that one night with Jack Daniels when I lived about the Bombay Cafe in 1989.  HamptonsChatter 

Cheers in Amagansett Square.

The Meeting House in Amagansett hosted their last town gathering.  Wolffer Kitchen will soon be howling in the Square location.   Look for a similar….slash that… DIFFERENT menu to their already successful Sag Harbor Outlet.   Look for an opening sometime in May.  No word yet on how the wine list will look.   WolfferKitchen

The former B.Smith’s in Sag Harbor which sold last year to billionaire Ron Perlman is getting a makeover and will soon open as an “Outback Steakhouse.”    The restaurant chain is expected to… wait err… what?   Le Bilbo what?  Le Bilboquet?!    Really?    Good news for all of you clammering for a good Triangle De Thon Au Poivre Noir!  Le Bilboquet is opening in Sag Harbor!   By the way, how did Harlow do there?   HamptonsMagazine

Gone… forgotten?

Finally, The General Home Store in East Hampton is apparently under renovation.   Paper now covers the windows where there are all the wine glasses and pricey trash cans your heart desires.. … THE general Home Store.  Across the drive way from Walbaums.   Next to Fierro’s pizza.   You know, on the corner?   It’s next to Gubbins’ too?   $200 trivets?  Whatever…. forget it.   Crickets.

Now this is all out of the way, I can go back to making Hamptons blogging great again.

 

 

Are Short Term Rentals Harming The Hamptons… and I FINALLY got to Topping Rose!!

So the Hamptons are more crowded this year than last.  But yet, everyone from shop keepers and especially real estate agents (talking rentals) are saying that business is off.   One thing I always do when I take my stroll around town trying to look better dressed than the next guy, I always ask shop owners “how was your season?”   The response I keep hearing “not great.”    But it’s so crowded, which leaves me wondering what gives!?     Well some folks are blaming the increasing popularity of those short term rental websites for the problem.       For example, you can rent a house in Southampton from a website called Marquis for a nightly rate of $1,100 a night even though this is in violation of town code which requires a minimum of 14 days.     So, according to some there lies the problem.    You have a house which advertises an occupancy of 12 people each essentially paying $100 per person, they’re not the types who are going to be spending money about town in the shops and restaurants.     By the way, I like that the Hamptons are becoming more accessible to folks who wouldn’t normally be able to visit but by allowing overcrowding in houses it’s more like a spring break location than quiet escape from city living.    What do you think?

Finally,  I got the chance to visit the new Topping Rose by Jean Georges last night and I can say is it was worth the wait.  Although the reservation lines need some fixing… about 45 minutes of holds, hang ups and transfers… the total experience was great.   The menu is unpretentious with everything from an amazing mini pizza to a terrific kale salad and a really solid cheese burger.    Service was solid and entrees arrived within a half hour of ordering.  I had the penne with meatballs and thought they were over the top awesome.   My dinner guests ordered the burger and the salmon, each earning a thumbs up from each.   I also recommend the heirloom tomato salad which right now is on the tail of being in season so go try it now.    This is a huge step up from last year’s outing by Tom Colicchio.