Stretch Goals and Guest Lists: Lululemon and Zoe Club Make Summer a VIP Workout

Because nothing says “Hamptons summer” like sweating in $128 leggings, Lululemon is transforming a house out east into The Summer Club—and yes, you’re invited. From June 27 to July 6, expect poolside lounging, tennis that’s more social than competitive, and workouts intense enough to justify the green juice. It’s all to celebrate 10 years of the cult-loved Align™—aka the pants that launched a thousand yoga poses. Bonus: all class proceeds benefit local nonprofit i-tri, helping empower middle school girls through triathlon (talk about core strength). Space is limited, so sign up before your favorite slot is gone and you’re stuck doing downward dog in your driveway. More info and schedule at lululemonsummerclub.com.

Just when you thought dinner in the Hamptons couldn’t get any more exclusive, here comes Zoe—a new private dining club from celebrity chef Ralph Pagano (yes, that Ralph from Hell’s Kitchen and Pressure Cook). Housed in the former Robert’s restaurant in Water Mill, this century-old farmhouse has been reimagined as a Riviera-meets-Hamptons hideaway—complete with bocce, backyard tents, and a “curated casual” vibe. But don’t just show up hungry: access requires a $2,500 membership fee. Inside, expect globally inspired, family-style dishes served with a side of “I paid to be here.” It’s less scene-y than Surf Lodge, more social club for the foodie elite. Membership may have its privileges, but if you’re curious (or just nosy), peek the menu or apply here: zoehamptons.com.

Avoid the Soulpsychos …. Plus, the Latest Threat to Property Values!

While we still lament the departure of Tiffany a few weeks ago. We (royal) are taking solace in the fact that there is actually something cool that took its place.   I mean, it could have been a Kardashian pop-up or worse yet another real estate office!  But alas, that’s not what we got! Instead we have something to make the Hamptons a little more civilized on Saturday and Sunday mornings during the season, Peloton!   OK, what exactly is Peloton?   It’s the cure for the overly aggressive Lululemon wearing…. Range Rover driving… Vitamin water drinking…. Soul Psychos!   Rather than jockeying online to reserve a spot at an overly crowded spin class, you can instead buy one of Peloton’s bikes for about $2000, pay a small monthly membership and join in via-video for one of a dozen or so classes a day live from New York City!    The bikes come with a video screen where you monitor the class and have your stats sent back to the studio, so don’t try reading the paper while you pedal.    They’ll know if your sweating or riding like your grandmother!   I took a look at one of the bikes at the store on Main Street East Hampton and this stuff is cool! But don’t worry, if you’re Internet is slow… thank you Optimum…. you can download and store classes on the monitor’s hard drive!     If you’re curious, take a look at this video.    I know I want one of these!  Here’s the link!
 
Could this be bad for owners of historical homes!

Meanwhile, if your’e fit, you’ll be living longer and if you’re living longer you can protect your property values!  SAYYYYYYY WHAT???!   I kid you not!    As if the real estate market weren’t confusing enough, between potentially rising interest rates and an unpredictable market now you have to worry if someone has died in your home!   OMG!  I can hear it now  “Mrs. Freeling, while my clients love Cuesta Verde, this house is not clear… and my buyers want to offer you 25% off of your asking price!” Now, I don’t know about you but I’m not sure I buy the whole ghost thing.  I’ve only seen one in my life and that was after taking an ambien with a margarita!    If you think I’m joking, check out the website DiedinHouse.com!    I know it’s a very catchy name, right?  Its kind of like listing your home on overpricedgarbageforsalebyowner.com!

Finally, some new restaurant reports coming later in the week!   Plus…. go see Conviction at Bay Street Theater!   Some of the best performances of any show on any stage anywhere!